A wealthy, balding, middle aged man saying he doesn't like hookers is like a pudgy, freckle faced 8 year old boy saying he doesn't like ice cream. You know he is lying. Former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer went out of his way to prosecute so called prostitution rings as NYS Attorney General. Yes yes, he vowed to put a stop to such disgusting practices. Mr. Clean he was.
The Hermit doesn't like to see anyone get in trouble for simply spending time with another consenting adult. Really, this should just be an issue between Sptizer and his wife. But I am glad that Spitzer is exposed as the hypocrite he is. Can't feel sorry for him as he made things very difficult for people caught partaking in similar activities. Oh, and I hope most of you realize this whole thing has nothing to do with morality or law enforcement or even ethics. Spitzer is a very conceited man and along the way he cost some equally powerful people some money so he could advance his career. That's a no no when dealing with the other rich and powerful. Sometime the sharks eat their own.
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And speaking of whores, the Hermit sat through a couple hours of the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame ceremony the other night. I watched only to see Leonard Cohen but I figured I'd have to wait through some other old foggies brag about each other. I thought maybe I'd see some Beatles covers, maybe some 50's do-wop stuff, maybe someone like James Brown, ya know, the Godfather of Soul. Nope, instead we were treated to Madonna, the Godmother of skanks. And did they lay it on thick. The way presenter, little pantywaste Justin Timberlake went on about her, you'd think she cured cancer and stopped world hunger. Then she comes on and we get more BS straight from the skank's mouth. Fortunately, the hermit is quite skilled at translating Bullshit to English. I've taken a moment and translated some of her speech.
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Madonna Bullshit: "I'd like to thank Michael Rosenblatt"
Translation: I learned quickly to blow the right Jews
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M BS: "I'd like to thank Seymore Stein"
Translation: I continued to blow the right Jews
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M BS: "I met Freddie DeMann(Michael Jackson's manager at that time) and during the drive home I convinced him to manage me."
Translation: I put my head under the steering wheel, in his lap, and sucked his cock dry.
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M BS: "My style changes month to month. I'm constantly growing as an artist."
Translation: I have no true artistic self, style or integrity so I just latch on to the latest trends very quickly so it appears I am doing something original. The fact that I do it with my ass and tits hanging out will help distract people from this