A few things I want to make clear before some of you get all offended or get the wrong idea about the Hermit. Some of the posts on this blog will be offensive to some people. But don't get the wrong idea, some of this stuff is tongue-in-cheek. Also, there is a lot of sarcasm here. I know a lot of people just can't seem to read sarcasm. Another thing, I'm a complex, well-rounded person that can go from being insightful about serious issues to downright raunchy with dick jokes. If you were to glance at my bookshelf, you might see authors like Steven Pinker and Noam Chomsky next to old issues of Mad Magazine. If you looked in my dvd/tape collection, you would find documentaries on social, economic and cultural issues next to All-Star Anal Gang Bang Volume 3. What can I say?
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Know this about the Hermit:
The Hermit is not a racist. The Hermit, unlike so many ignorant fucks out there, is aware race is socially constructed. And the Hermit does not subscribe to 'Enlightened Racism' either, where one is careful not to say anything that might be offensive but endorses behavior and public policy that continues to fuck over people of different backgrounds and ethnicity.
The Hermit is not a misogynist. He might be a little too preoccupied with sex but the Hermit does not think any less of someone just because they don't have a cock.
The Hermit does not have anything against homosexuals. In fact, the Hermit actually gets disgusted when he hears of people being harassed cause of their sexual preference. I can't imagine why someone would get upset if someone else chooses to screw around with people of the same sex. It aint like you're being forced into anything. If I like the color red, I'm gonna be all pissed off at people who like the color green? What would you homophobes do if you lived in a society where homosexuality was fashionable and encouraged? Suppose you grew up in ancient Sparta and as part of your responsibilities as a young teen male you had to carry the equipment, set up camp and suck cock to relax the soldiers?
The Hermit has nothing against ugly people. I feel your pain brother. If the Hermit makes jokes about the way some people have the misfortune of looking, he is making fun of luck and genetics. He doesn't think any less of someone who isn't lucky enough to be aesthetically pleasing.
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So, send your hate mail if you must but know this: The Hermit is a Great Guy!
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Now..........go fuck yourself
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