I don't agree with everything Bill Maher says but his show is one of the few news/opinion programs that doesn't totally insult the viewer. Here is a clip where he hits the nail on the head about our healthcare system.
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June 28, 2009
People of Iran, Rise Up! Yeah R-i-g-h-t, We Encourage Dissent......Sure We Do
Again, I don't know how they say this shit with a straight face. I've been noticing how so many American leaders have been talking about encouraging the dissenting people of Iran. Thank goodness such voting shenanigans could never happen here (.....) John McCain says, "repression and the crackdown and the imprisonment of these protesters must stop." Almost every politician with access to a microphone has been voicing encouragement to the Iranian people. The Republicans have been especially supportive. "The people in Iran are trying to speak out, and we need to help them," Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said with deep shock and anger in Washington.
Yes there's nothing our leaders in America love more than dissent. Let's take a quick look at how protests are usually handled here. Forget the bloody few hundred years where if you weren't a rich white, male land owner, you were had 0 rights. Forget the turbulent 60s and putting the hose and dogs on Black people. Forget Kent State and all that stuff, growing pains we'll say. Let's just quickly look at the past few years.
Police await protesters at 2008 RNC
Being that our political leaders, especially Republicans, support free expression and dissent so much, why is there an army of cops with clubs, automatic rifle and tear gas guns stationed at every point on the way to the convention? Probably just to welcome the protesters and hand out cookies and other refreshments .
March 2007, protesters are arrested in NY
This was a non violent anti-war protest. Charges were dropped against most arrested but many still were stuck in prison for days. Maybe the police just wanted take extra good care of them and make sure they were safe.
2004 RNC, plain clothes cops gently take someone down
Now why would there be plain clothes cops at a protest? It couldn't be to inflitrate and entrap could it? No no no, not here in the land of the free. It's not like there were ever counter-intelligence programs aimed against out own citizens. No, these nice officers must have been playing touch football and somebody fell.
2008 RNC
It's quite obvious that these protesters fell off their bikes and the police were trying to catch them before they got hurt.
2008 RNC (yes it was a dandy)
I think these freedom-loving officers knocked into him by accident. His injuries weren't critical anyway.
AP photgrapher Matt Rourke arrested for covering 08 protests
It's quite obvious the nice officer just happened to fall with his knee on the back of the neck of this AP photographer. I mean we encourage dissent so much here in the good ol' USA that officials would encourage a photgrapher to cover the underreported amount of people at a protest. Maybe the nice officer is trying to encourage the reporter to take more pictures?
Journalist and host of Democracy Now, Amy Goodman
She was arrested when she asked what happened to her producer. Now it might seem excessive to grab a 90 pound, 50 year old woman and put her in a chicken wing hold but hey maybe she was a real threat as she has won several journalism awards and maybe she was hiding one of them and planned to use it as a weapon. And how was the cop supposed to know she was a journalist there to cover the story anyway? All she had with her was a cameraman and official press credentials.
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Now of course I'm not saying people are better off in Iran. I'm not saying it's a swell place. I wouldn't step foot there. I do think it's funny (and a little insulting) that the same leaders who condemn protesting here in the states even to the point that almost all rational discourse is dismissed if it can't fit in a 15 second soundbite are somehow championing this cause.
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June 16, 2009
More Patriots! Minutemen American Defense Leaders Take Out Dad and 9-Year Old Daughter
As Fox News would say. 'American Heroes' at work
PHOENIX (CBS/AP) Anti-illegal immigration "extremists" murdered
a Hispanic father and his 9-year-old daughter and gravely injured the
man's wife in order to raise money for their cause, say Arizona police. Shawna Forde, 41, and two associates in her
Minuteman American Defense group are charged with two counts of
first-degree murder, one count of first-degree burglary and one count
of aggravated assault.
"I will stay the course and lead in this fight
with every once (sic) of strength and conviction I have," she wrote in
an e-mail message to supporters. "I will not waist (sic) it on matters
that do not pertain to this very mission. It is time for Americans to
lock and load."
Forde with her Minutemen American Defense group
Brisenia Flores, 9 year old shot dead by patriotic Americans
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There's been some coverage of this story but not all that much, mostly just local. Of course Fox News gave it no coverage. If an immigrant so much as spits on the curb, O'Reilly will do an hour on the dangerous illegals. Sean Hannity visited with and praised another minutemen group (which Forde was also a member) so I can see why he might want to stay clear of such news. Maybe Glen Beck might cover it. Well I guess not.
Outside the tragedy of it all, I must say these minutemen groups are quite amusing, Check out Forde's quoted email above. Most of these yahoos can barely read and routinely wreck the English language when they try to speak and write. It's also funny that business is done on a global scale nowadays and these guys are at the border with guns chasing down a Mexican that's gonna mow their lawn for $3 an hour while good high paying jobs are going overseas in billion-dollar deals. The leaders, captains of industry, elite etc. must be laughing like crazy. I'm sure the CEOs at Fox must get a chuckle at these meatheads as they lead the anti-immigrant campaigns while News Corp.(Fox's parent company) takes advantage of Billion dollar off-shore tax loopholes.
Could it be so easy? Are so many Americans that fucking stupid? I'm afraid so.
June 13, 2009
Mamma Mia! Thata girl isa so beautiful, anda eyoung too
A reminder that it's good to be king.
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi pretty much does whatever the hell he wants. Whether it's shady money maneuvering, tax-avoiding real-estate deals where his name magically disappears off potentially incriminating documents, brutal monopoly control of nearly all Italian news media, or keeping the Mafia on multi-million Euro retainer to take care of pesky little jobs of which he and his associates rather not be linked, Berlusconi does what he pleases with impunity.
Yet one thing the international news media have picked up on is his alleged affair with 18 year old model Naomi Letizia. According to reports and various photos taken by high powered lens of Berlusconi's Sardinia villa, she was one of the 50 or so women that were flown there for a freaking mother of a New Year's Eve party over a year ago. Of course the photos were confiscated so there is no actual proof but you can still catch a photo of his friend, former Chech Prime Minister, Mirek Topolanek, naked with a hard-on by the pool.
It's interesting that of all the illegal, unethical things this raging power-obsessed fuckwad of a man has done, the only thing we hear about is this alleged affair. And I'm not sure I can criticize any man for being with her. Yeah she may have been 17 at the time but daaeemn she's like a piece of Renaissance art come to life. There are lots more actions for which this guy should be criticized. Also, how do you expect a Viagra loaded, 72 year old, media-monopoly, high-level high finance crook, billionaire thug to spend New Year's Eve? Having a glass of Martini and Rossi while watching Dick Clark?
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May 31, 2009
Can Somebody Please Stretch Out Greta Van Susteren's Mouth?
I don't know why I watch Fox news. I'm a rational, reasonable, somewhat intelligent person so I'm aware I won't be getting any actual news from them and yes I'm aware Fox is just a propaganda machine. But I occasionally stay tuned for Bill O'Reilly's stories of cannibalistic, drug-addicted Mexicans crossing the border to eat your kids, Shaun Hannity's rant's about the world being just a step away from a Communist invasion and Glen Beck's reports of gay pornographers trying to inject your grandmother with AIDS. I guess I find it interesting that they can pull this off. That is they can present news-type programming that is loosely based in reality, completely dis-inform their viewers and essentially propagate an ideology that is against their viewers own interest while turning a nice profit. Edward Bernays and even Joseph Goebbels would be impressed. I'm impressed that they can do this with a straight face and get away with it as it's obvious they have contempt for their audience.
Gretta Van Susteren fits in nicely over at Fox. She brings her legal expertise to all the most important stories of the day. You know, the Anna Nicole Smith tragedy, the latest doe-eyed toddler who disappeared off a cliff, or the latest beautiful teenager who got pushed off a boat and other worthy victims. However, I can't help but be disturbed by her face. Why is her face so tight and mouth so small? Didn't this woman have lots of plastic surgery done? Did they make her mouth smaller? Is there a medical condition? It really isn't easy to watch. It looks uncomfortable. It looks like she's afraid to open her mouth. Maybe she's worried if she opens her mouth too wide we'll see all the bullshit in there? Either way, I can't watch her anymore. Is there surgery she can have to stretch her mouth to human proportions? If not, I can think of a way to help her out and expand that mouth. Below are some methods that can loosen up that mouth real good.
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March 30, 2009
March Madness:
Crazy Fucks: You!
How could we celebrate March Madness without including the average American citizen. We are all guilty of acting irrationally and often against our own best interest. What is disturbing is that it seems the average person is becoming less capable of real thought. It's almost as if people refuse to see reality. Maybe it's just mental laziness. How else could you explain some guy getting fucked out of his job when the corporation sends it overseas so it's stock could increase 1% and the response is to go beat up an immigrant? How, with all the information available to us, as well as working senses, does the American citizen make Fox News profitable?
I'm often shocked, as well as saddened, by what it seems the average person is worried about. We could have come so far but it seems most people just fall back into the same easy patterns: simple racism, hate, idolatry, pack mentality with fierce anti-intellectualism.
November 09, 2008
"Thanks kids, now go the fuck back home"
Well big fucking deal, we finally voted in a black guy. Oh, aint we progressive? Now, how many of you tards really believe this guy is really gonna be any different than the previous 43 scumbags that occupied this position? You don't get to be President by being a swell guy. Of course he is miles above this year's competition who ran a campaign on the premise that the majority of voters have the intelligence of road kill and the attention span of a drunk Alzheimer's victim.
However, it doesn't mean his is going to be much different than some of the "liberal" administrations we've seen before. Actually, he's already in the process of setting up an administration that will look pretty much like Clinton's and has already pretty much declared he has no problem with war either. Don't tell me you kids are really expecting an anti-war leader? Don't tell me you expected someone whose main job is something other than frontman for the corporations that rule this country?
Listen up all you 'change' supporters, you had your little pageant and get togethers, now it's time for the masters of the universe to get back to doing what they usually do. Let's see, in one of his first orders of business since the election, Obama has convened an economic advisory board to meet yesterday in Chicago. This group includes billionaire investor Warren Buffett, former presidential cabinet officials and executives from various corporations including Xerox, Time Warner, Google and the Hyatt hotel company. Oh what? You missed your invite? Bwahahaha
This guy has some $700 million in chips he has to cash. And when his benefactors come looking to collect, don't be surprised if some of those chips get lodged up your ass.
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October 09, 2008
Just How Stupid IS Everyone?
In times of want and woe, people fall back on the classic trappings of misdirected anger.
It's not breaking news that the majority of people, especially we Americans, are idiots. However, I have to say that the past month or so has been particularly telling of just how deeply we as a society are embedded in our stupidity. And of course there is nothing like a major catastrophe to shine a light on this sort of thing.
Let's start with the recent political conventions. The fact that we have a political system with only two parties is ridiculous enough but that they spew off practically the same bullshit and are funded by the same people really makes it a national joke. So when the Democratic National Convention started up, (the Dems supposedly being the party of the middle and working classes) well, there was hardly a peep in this 'liberal' media about all the corporate sponsorship of the Obama people. No mention of all the private parties thrown by corporations like AT&T. No questions were raised as to whether it is a good idea for private corporations to have such influence of people that are soon able to set public policy.
Nope, the media attack and the population's concern? Is he too much of an intellectual? Holy fuck. Is there something in the water? This was such a concern that many of the 'news' programs ran hour long discussions on this topic, occasionally substituting 'elitist' for intellectual. Yes this IS a problem. Why would we want an intelligent man to lead the country? Makes much more sense to vote for the mildly retarded guy who might be fun to have a beer with.
Then the Republican National Convention. First the fact that the cops beat the bejesus out of people who were trying to peacefully protest outside should have infuriated people. But nooooo, they were glad to see it happen. You gotta give the ruling class credit. I mean they were inside giving speeches all about freedom this and liberty that, while the cops were stomping the guts out of protesters outside. A remarkable achievement indeed.
Then on stage at the RNC, they introduce the V.P. candidate, that fucktard Sarah Palin. The freaking yahoos ate it up and the media went along when everyone should have been laughing out loud. That moment should have been the end of McCain's political career. It was like he was saying, "Oh you guys wanted a woman in office? How's this broad for ya? Better than Hillary, this dame has cool glasses and a nice ass." It's just plain irresponsible. Suppose McCain gets elected and in his mid 70s, he dies in office. This leaves Palin in arguably the most powerful position in the world. Imagine her exchanges with other world leaders, "You're darn tooting I'm serious about that naval blockade thingamajig. I'm gonna launch a nuke up your hiney if ya don't comply." This woman shouldn't even be in charge of a PTA bake sale and it's become possible that she might President someday.
Now the economic crisis. 30 years of rampant deregulation and the transferring of money uphill so they might someday trickle down a little to the rest of us, then they get so greedy and reckless that they manage to nearly cripple the entire system and what do we do? Well here's 800 Billion dollars so you can get started up again. Yes, in the land of 'tough love' we have a soft spot for Wall Street types. The average American hates and I mean H A T E S welfare recipients. A pregnant woman getting food stamps disgusts people. I mean we even created a myth of welfare 'Queens' driving new Cadilacs at taxpayer expense. Even full-fledged drooling imbecile can see someone in a rat infested, heat-less apartment living off of food stamps is not living as well as some 4th generation captain of industry bastard who has a team of accountants to make sure he puts as little back into the system as possible.
With this economic crisis, it's fair to assume things will get tougher and some people are going to get hurt. Who do you think that's going to be? So as people of modest means get hit, who do you think they're going to blame? Are they going to blame the people that profited wildly the last 25 years? Are they going to blame the people they voted for? Well, maybe a little, but they will just rationalize it was mosty a couple liberal congressmen to blame in that sphere. So who will be the scapegoat?
Well, we know who the average idiot is going to blame. And it aint going to be the ones who caused this mess. See, in America, we're a little different than many modern nations. While some societies make an effort to move forward, we in America seem to try to get back to a sort of regressive agenda. I flipped through the Sunday political talk-shows this week. There was very little discussion of economic systems, tax systems, criticism of corporate practices etc. Nope, instead there was plenty of talk about "Why our kids aren't patriotic enough." While the better educated nations of the world are making an effort to move past the trappings of nationalism, we here in the US are wondering what we can do to bring it back even stronger.
So....while Americans gets ready to vote and struggle to keep their homes, keep their jobs, keep their lives, who are they gonna blame when things get worse? Who are they going to point fingers at while an ineffective political system and an unfair, corrupt economic system fucks their asses bloody? Why the usual of course: liberals, immigrants, homosexuals.
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October 01, 2008
Socialism! Socialism! Socialism!
Wall Street wants Government to Save Them ...Again
So, the fit hit the sham and now all the same people that cheered on for 30 years of free market fanaticism starting with their laissez-faire poster boy, Ronald Reagan, are now kicking and screaming "You gotta help us." Even to the point of threats, implying that if they go down, "Main street will go down with us."
What about all the mottos and slogans? Get Government out of the way; Pick yourself up by your bootstraps? No? Of course not, cause these bastards are feeling the pinch. They were speaking differently when they (the Business class, high finance types etc.) were engaged in a decades-long Caligulan orgy of fiscal deregulation, with a giant clusterfuck of greed, predatory schemes, rampant speculation and sketchy business practices that made them ever richer while they ass-nailed most everyone else.
Then in 1999, they even got their fuckbuddies in Congress to help them dismantle the Glass-Stegall Act of 1933. So now these guys are free to take monies that were supposed to be safe and secure like pops retirement savings and mix it all up with high gain high risk investments, speculative BS, and whatever else these consolidated, conglomerated behemoths were able to acquire in one big, risky bowl like it's Hungarian Goulash.
Now they want help? And from taxpayer money? Why, that's just "UnAmerican." So are they saying they WANT Government on our backs? It's amazing that this myth of 'rugged individualism' persists. $700billion is ok (not to mention the other hundreds of billions the govt. spent on bailing out other industries over the years, like the automobile, airlines etc) but instituting any kind of safety net for people that really live day to day is shouted down, "Socialism!" they scream.
Socialism is a dirty word.....for the average person who expects some kind of security of his day to day existence. However, for the business class, Socialism isn't so dirty.....when THEY need it.
And I'll say it again, Fuck all these MuthaFucks!
September 28, 2008
DR. Zaius for President
Zaius 08
It has become clear the American voter is not concerned with issues, facts, stats or truth. So I've found the perfect presidential candidate to satisfy the majority:DR. Zaius. If put on the ballot, I can assure you he would be elected President.
For voters leaning towards Obama because he is an intelligent, well-educated man, DR. Zaius is even more impressive as an intellectual, serving as Minister of Science for many years. This is arguably one of the highest office in Ape civilization.
On the other hand, potential Republican voters who want someone with a religious background, will like the fact that DR. Zaius also served as Chief Defender of the Faith. He pulled no punches when it came time to charge insubordinate chimps with heresy.
For voters looking for a leader who can handle international affairs and global issues, there isn't a more traveled orangutan than DR. Zaius. He is the only ape who has been to the 'Forbidden Zone.'
For those looking for a leader that understands the military, Zaius can be seen strategizing with the gorilla military and it should be of note how dutifully the gorilla generals follow Zaius' orders. While he is without an official military title, it is still abundantly clear he is of the utmost authority.
DR Zaius for President!
(Isn't a human-hating, talking ape pretty much the same thing you were going to vote for anyway?)
"Man is a nuisance, laying destruction and ruin to everything in his path. As President, I would be ever vigilant and keep the more aggressive of your kind locked in cages and limit the amount of damage you can inflict on society."
"The idea that man can be domesticated is a joke. However, if elected President, I will allow for some indoor shelter for these beasts which I'm sure they will tear down and destroy as dictated by their savage nature."
"Man is a Pestilence. You are a hateful, selfish, violent, evil breed. As President, I would implement various methods of eradication to expedite your demise as quickly and painless as possible, thus saving the planet from your destructive nature."
August 25, 2008
Dems Get Ready to Have Their New Boy Installed
So the bullshit fest has started up in Colorado. The Dems needed a place high up, like Mile High Stadium because that's one of the few places high enough so they wouldn't be buried under a landslide of their own bullshit. Besides the usual political convention fare like flags, pins and hookers, the delegates and lobbyists will also have an assortment of high quality souvenirs, furnished of course by their corporate pals. That coca-cola shoulder bag sure looks spiffy this year. Yes yes, Obama is the "change" candidate and what says change more than an endorsement from that little rag tag outfit Coca-Cola.
There are over 300 parties scheduled for this week long hand-job reciprocation fest. The first big party, was thrown by AT&T for the Blue Dog Democrats. (The Blue Dog Dems are a strong coalition within the Dem party who basically meet every so often to make sure the party stays fiscally conservative) The cops were ordered to keep all press away so there were only glimpses of the delegates going in to the party.
If you remember, after the phone carriers had our phones illegally tapped, they were worried about the consequences of committing this felony on a million people. But not to fear, Obama is on the case and he will certainly grant immunization to the telecoms. That's why AT&T spared no expense for this shindig.
August 13, 2008
Nevermind the Olympics, Let's Do This With Wiffleball, Brooklyn Style
So the Olympics are on and some countries are all bent out of shape for not doing well and others are all proud because they earned a few medals. The Hermit says let's make Brooklyn style Wiffleball a global competition and have the World leaders play it themselves. Not just athletes to represent them, the leaders have to go to the schoolyard too and take their hacks. What better way to settle conflict, border disputes, trade embargoes etc.
Here's what it might be like. Let's look at a few potential Wiffle competitors.
Vladimir Putin
Official Position: Russian Prime Minister/Gangster-Capitalist
Likes: Stomping the bejesus out of breakaway republics
Dislikes: Tranquility
Pitching Style: Throws nothing but fastballs and hard sliders. Has no qualms about throwing at your head if you crowd the plate.
Hitting: Swings for the fences all the time.
Controversy: Been known to put an excessive amount of tape on the bat. Suspiciously shows up on the schoolyard with extra balls and bats a day after local grocer and convenience store claim to be robbed.
George Bush
Official Position: President USA/MIC Errand Boy
Likes: Oil, Military-Industrial Complex, Baseball
Dislikes: Rational Discourse, Sobriety
Pitching Style: Throws whatever he wants. Has the biggest assortment of balls and supplies.
Hitting: Always has the best bats so he is never cheated by hitting a ball with a chipped one.
Controversy: Insists anything he doesn't swing at is a ball even if it hits the strike zone. Often shows up to other people's yards uninvited and claims they are hiding illegal bats in their garage.
Fidel Castro
Official Position: El Presidente/Adidas Fashion-plate
Likes: Karl Marx
Dislikes: Adam Smith
Pitching Style: Junk ball specialist, very crafty, changes speeds, nibbles at corners
Hitting: Not much of an offensive powerhouse
Controversy: Long suspected of 'doctoring' balls
Hu Jintao
Official Position: Paramount Leader China/Wal-Mart Investor
Likes: Obedience, Respect, Order
Dislikes: The Internet
Pitching Style: Hard fastballs on the plate, Throws only strikes as he can not bear the shame of missing the strike zone
Hitting: Contact hitter, only swings at pitches directly over the plate that he deems "acceptable."
Controversy: Does not allow anyone to watch him practice.
August 02, 2008
Eh, Is Somebody Watching These Guys, Closely?
2000 scientists from the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) are set to have a really good time this Summer and Fall. They are about to start up the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a gigantic (kilometers long) scientific instrument near Geneva, where it spans the border between Switzerland and France about 100 meters underground. It's a particle accelerator used by physicists to study the smallest known particles – the fundamental building blocks of all things. It will revolutionize our understanding, from the minuscule world deep within atoms to the vastness of the Universe.....or maybe just blow the entire planet to space dust. See, they plan to use the LHC to recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang, by colliding the two beams head-on at very high energy.
( actual photo from inside the LHC)
Now, I'm no physicist but I do know that the Big Bang was a pretty powerful explosion....so powerful THAT THE FREAKING UNIVERSE WAS CREATED FROM IT! So now they are recreating the Big Bang underground this fall? The CERN's official website says, "There are many theories as to what will result from these collisions but what's for sure is that a brave new world of physics will emerge from the new accelerator, as knowledge in particle physics goes on to describe the workings of the Universe." Of course the CERN shrug off any talk of dangerous consequences. An accidental black hole? "unlikely and if it did happen, it would be a really, really small one" they say.
The Hermit is very much pro-science. However, this experiment is a big deal and considering the enormity of the project, there hasn't been all that much coverage. Yeah I know all the scientific papers show there is no real danger. I just think that this is an important event and it should be something discussed and debated. Not because it's potentially dangerous but because this experiment might reveal some important info about the nature of the universe. If we have time to check out where Benifer are vacationing, we can surely take a few moments to discuss major scientific breakthroughs, can't we?
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June 06, 2008
Adding Insult to Injury to Africans
Throughout history, Europeans and Westerners have done lots of horrible things to the people of Africa: Invasions, plundering of resources, slave trade, colonial rule. Today, there isn't that old-fashioned overt dominance of say a non-sun-setting British Empire or a God-fearing, heathen-squashing slave trade ship on shore but the mighty hand of the West is still felt on thier impoverished shoulders.
As Africans turned to Western-controlled institutions like the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank, they seem to fall further down the sinkhole as these institutions set certain conditions if money was to be borrowed and insisted on "structural adjustment programs." With these "free market reforms" nearly all the countries south of the Sahara are forced to reduce spending on public services and increase privatization to attract foreign investment and loans. Well this led to even increased poverty and all the terrible things that come with it. In places like Zambia, it also led to the end of the African clothing industries. So where do these poor people get their clothes from?
Ever donate your clothes to goodwill? If you've ever gave anything to the Salavation Army, there's a good chance some savvy trader bought this clothing for 10 cents a pound and then shipped it and sold it to African traders for a pretty nice mark-up. So these Africans, whose own clothing industries were knocked off are now paying to wear our American hand-me-downs. That man pictured above left, well he is a tribal elder. That's right, we put a freaking Bon Jovi T-Shirt on their wise and spiritual leader.
As we speak, tons of clothes that Americans are too embarrassed to wear are making their way to Africa. Yes yes, nothing like picking berries all day under the hot sun (just so you wont starve) and having your Motley Crue concert shirt to absorb your sweet. What better outfit to go out and milk the one skinny, weak goat you have than parachute gym pants. Mom will look her best as she is making a 2 mile trek to carry water wearing her acid-washed jeans. And when a rival Warlord comes to your village, he'll be sure to rape you last cause you're sporting your 'Don't have a cow man' Bart Simpson t-shirt.
May 10, 2008
Exercise, Eat Your Vegetables and Rub One Out Daily
Dropping loads drops cancer risk
Of course it wont make your palms hairy and of course it's not bad for you but now it seems there is some proof that masturbation actually helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
A team in Australia led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne asked 1079 men with prostate cancer to fill in a questionnaire detailing their sexual habits and compared their responses with those of 1259 healthy men of the same age. The team concluded that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, then the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.
Looks like their might be some truth to that "clean out the pipes" saying as those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, for instance, were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life. The team speculates that ejaculation prevents carcinogens from building up in the prostate. So good news everyone. As if men needed another reason.
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Let's look at a few well-known men with prostate cancer:
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Bob Dole's prostate cancer may have something to do with the limited use of his right arm which he damaged during the war. Perhaps he should have put his cock in that hand, instead of that pen he was always holding on to.
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It seems Nelson Mandela wasn't able to masturbate during his 27 years as a political prisoner in South Africa.
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Guess we know why former New York Mayor Giuliani was so opposed to peep shows and adult video stores near Times Square. Could be that Rudy wasn't able to drop loads and was angry he couldn't partake in the fun so he wanted all those shops closed. Just maybe. Or maybe it was the kickbacks from his real-estate buddies and a direct 7 million dollar handover from the Disney Corp. that convinced him that naughty video shops had to be shut down.
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Robert Deniro had "a little bit of cancer, little bit." This might have been caused by Deniro's strict policy of only dating black women. So when no black women were around he would hold back and wait which might not have been the best thing for his prostate health.
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Joe Torre spent over 10 years waiting for the one day Derek Jeter would throw back some quality trim his way. He didn't want to waste loads on his hand cause at his age he needed to be fully loaded in case he had the chance. Well Torre's prostate cancer is more proof Derek Jeter is overrated as a team player.
