Time for some tasteless, (and lightly misogynistic) porn. Hermit goes into crude, lowbrow mode. Don't forget to remind me what a pig I am.
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Once upon a time (pre-80's), if you wanted to see moving images of people having sex, you had just a few options. You could find someone with an expensive projector and watch some stag film where some guy with a handlebar mustache quickly and almost comically, in fast motion, plows away at some flapper-looking broad. Maybe if you got lucky, you could find something filmed in the latter half of the century and see some tired old gal spread her legs with a patch of thick woolly pubes from her stomach to her knees.
If you wanted some sex film of quality, you could have headed down to a local porn theater, walk the sticky isles (this time it aint butter) sit down and watch some professional porn films done in all their over-tinted red glory while praying the guy behind you does not get too excited and shoots a load on the back of your neck.
The 80's
Thanks to the VCR becoming more readily available to the average person, by the early 80's trekking out to the porn theater was no longer necessary. You could discreetly go to the small back room of your local video store and just have to endure the smirk of the pimple-faced clerk to get your porn. This led to the booming of the adult video biz. And now as such a huge genre of smut, it had to have it's stars.
Well the thing is most of the early adult video stars were a little taken with themselves (and cocaine) and because the medium was so new that they did feel unique and special and often had many conditions for shooting videos. It was very common for a starlet to say no to anal. "I make films where my pussy gets stuffed on camera, get loads of cum smeared across my face but I'm not gonna ruin my reputation by doing anal." Amber Lynn wouldn't do anal on camera no matter how much coke you threw at her. Barbara Dare (the first 100k contract girl) said no to anal (and black men) because she was too much a lady to be presented that way. Christy Canyon would not even discuss it and the only way you would see Aja doing it was if her co-star would slip it in whenever she nodded out (which was about two-thirds of the day).
Then there was Ginger Lynn
Ginger seemed to realize she was selling her ass and had no problem putting it on the line for all to enjoy. Not only would she do anal scenes, but some double penetration stuff as well. No attitude, no sense of entitlement. She paved the way for future porn stars. As the biggest porn star of the 80's, she set a precedent that future stars could not just coast by on looks. From Ginger on, they had to put their ass up.
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The 90's
By the 90's the porn industry was huge and thousands of stars emerged. The industry began to market to all different kinds of tastes and anal became almost vanilla. The most hype was given to gang-bang queens like Jasmin St. Claire and Anabel Chong but many smoking hot performers were delivering steady, quality anal work.
Tiffany Mynx
Tiffany barely had both feet through the door of the biz before she started doing anal scenes, "With an ass like mine, I just have to do anal scenes" she said.
Stephanie Swift
Everything about her looks said 'uptight princess' but it didn't take much convincing for this A-list star to take it in the bum. Also, she understood what her fans wanted to see. Right before she went off to the big contract land at Wicked video, she did a 10-men gang bang where she not only took 10 cocks in her sleek, shiny ass, she also ate 10 man asses, including the infamous Ron Jeremy.
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Jessica Darlin
While Jessica was not exactly an anal queen, she happily took it in the can and was a trooper about it. After a particularly vigorous anal workout, she would often show her ravaged, gaping ass to the camera. This would later be copied by new up and coming anal stars.
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Modern Era
Some complain the effort to shock has become too much and the current gonzo style porn has taken eroticism out of it. While it's true a lot of the new stuff seems like stunt porn, you can't deny there are many lovely, hard-working young ladies who gladly take their cock deliveries through the back door for our entertainment.
Gauge
Came into the business with her ass wide open. She seemed to be on a mission to get the entire world into her ass and it seems she almost did, even rushing it by often taking 2 shlongs at once, She's the new kind of slut next door. This new breed doesn't behave naughty by secretively blowing a neighbor but by taking it in the ass from the entire basketball team. Remember, anal is the new oral.
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Aurora Snow
It's hard to find a porn star with a personality that doesn't make you want to violently throw up while smashing your head against a brick wall. But Aurora snow is downright pleasant. While not exactly a scholar, she can actually have a conversation that isn't about shopping, puppies or American Idol. She is known to be very friendly and she seems like a very nice person. There is just something so friendly and wholesome about her. She's the ass-whore you bring home to mom.
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Belladonna
Belladonna believes "If it fits through the bedroom door, then it fits in my ass." Her ass actually seems hungry for multiple cocks as it gobbles up every pecker in site. Eventually she took to inserting bigger things like fists and baseball bats. This is what happens when you raise someone Mormon.
When someone shoves a baseball bat in their ass, I feel it's for the shock value of it being a supposed non-ass object. I have seen much, much bigger dildos go in people's asses. I have seen an entire foot in an ass, hell, I've seen a drag queen shoot a nerf football out of her ass across a room. These bitches ain't shit! (I just realized that's a pun, but I'm leaving it there anyway)
Posted by: Veronica | August 27, 2009 at 06:55 PM