Giambi Has a Lucky Golden Thong
It seems Yankee slugger Jason Giambi likes soft, shiny material rubbing the inside of his ass as he is playing ball. The major NY rags have recently reported that Giambi admitted wearing a silky thong when he needs to get out of slumps. "It helps with my roid rage too," says Giambi. Lately he has been encouraging the rest of the team to wear this filthy thing whenever they are desperately in need of hits. Center-fielder Johnny Damon admitted he sometimes wears it because it might help his noodle arm reach the cutoff man on less than 3 bounces and besides "it makes my ass look sexy and perhaps this will help convince Derek Jeter to stick it in my ass the way he puts it some of the other Yanks assess."
I take umbrage with this article Mr. Hermit! I myself enjoy a good man thong every now and then. There is something about a pouch that holds your nuts so snugly with the freedom of butt cheeks grazing against pants. I call it heaven. Perhaps your nuts are more sensitive?
Posted by: coz | May 18, 2008 at 01:27 AM
How come no one on the fantasy board commented? A Yankee wearing a golden unwashed thong and they didn't think of you? Or is the story not covered there?
Posted by: HaplessHermit | May 18, 2008 at 09:30 AM