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Dropping loads drops cancer risk

   Of course it wont make your palms hairy and of course it's not bad for you but now it seems there is some proof that masturbation actually helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

A team in Australia led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne asked 1079 men with prostate cancer to fill in a questionnaire detailing their sexual habits and compared their responses with those of 1259 healthy men of the same age. The team concluded that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, then the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

Looks like their might be some truth to that "clean out the pipes" saying as those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, for instance, were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life.  The team speculates that ejaculation prevents carcinogens from building up in the prostate.  So good news everyone.  As if men needed another reason.

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Let's look at a few well-known men with prostate cancer:

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Bob Dole's prostate cancer may have something to do with the limited use of his right arm which he damaged during the war.   Perhaps he should have put his cock in that hand, instead of that pen he was always holding on to.

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It seems Nelson Mandela wasn't able to masturbate during his 27 years as a political prisoner in South Africa. 

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Guess we know why former New York Mayor Giuliani was so opposed to peep shows and adult video stores near Times Square.  Could be that Rudy wasn't able to drop loads and was angry he couldn't partake in the fun so he wanted all those shops closed.   Just maybe.  Or maybe it was the kickbacks from his real-estate buddies and a direct 7 million dollar handover from the Disney Corp. that convinced him that naughty video shops had to be shut down.

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Robert Deniro had "a little bit of cancer, little bit."   This might have been caused by Deniro's strict policy of only dating black women.  So when no black women were around he would hold back and wait which might not have been the best thing for his prostate health.

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Joe Torre spent over 10 years waiting for the one day Derek Jeter would throw back some quality trim his way.   He didn't want to waste loads on his hand cause at his age he needed to be fully loaded in case he had the chance.  Well Torre's prostate cancer is more proof Derek Jeter is overrated as a team player.

Comments

[coz]

Phoebe Cates.... She was my first hand Job girlfriend. I fondly remeber trying to rub one out to this scene but dropped a load right when Judge Rheinhold appeared. What could have been. Nowadays I prefer more like Kathy Bates in About Schmidt. Now that is a load!

[HaplessHermit]

You sure that load to Judge Reinhold wasnt intentional?