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July 12, 2009

You Got Balls!

   The Hermit grew up in a very "colorful" if not particularly refined neighborhood.  Whenever someone was called out for being a hypocrite or a phony, he would be told, "You Got Balls!"    So I thought I'd call out a few people that are obvious lying bastards and tell thems guys, hey yous a 'friggin scumbaaeeg' and You Got Balls!


                              


                        First up, Bill O'Reilly

     

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      Recently the Fox News team were all upset at all the attention Michael Jackson's death received.  Shaun Hannity and O'Reilly complained that this "child molester" is being treated like a hero receiving all this media attention.  Now, I don't care for Michael Jackson one way or the other but this is a crock of hypocrisy, even by Fox standards.

First, Fox is the leader of Tabloid journalism and they gave more coverage than anyone to Jackson's death.  Second, Jackson was not convicted of anything yet they continue to call him a child molester and even had one of their 'leagal analyst' on to justify it by saying "There was money exchanged so one can only assume something happened as I know what a payoff looks like."

OK, then from now on the entire Fox News team has to address O'Reilly as a rapist.  See, several woman have come forward and accused Bill of sexually harassing them.  Just a couple years ago, a Fox employee, Andrea Makris claimed he verbally and physically harrassed her.  When she notified him that she had a tape proving her allegations, they (Bill and Fox) settled for several million dollars.  Hmmmm... so therefore O'Reilly should be perfectly fine with being called a rapist.

MR. O'Reilly, we know you're just a mid-level propaganda minister, but man YOU GOT BALLS.

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June 29, 2009

Leave Aurora Snow's Ass Alone!


                Auroa snow

   Aurorasvids
   I'm a little disturbed about what's been happening to my porn wife.    If you remember, one of the reasons I'm so attracted to Aurora is her cute, near perfect pale-pink asshole.  It's got the color and texture of Yankee 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez' purty lips .   She is such a good girl, she never says no.  However, as much as I appreciate her noble efforts of providing me with the raunchiest of visual stimulation of hard, ass-pounding sex, I think it's time for her to stop, at least for a while.  That ass needs a break.  She's done over 400 videos and 150 anal scenes including 6 double anal.  And many of these scenes were orgy/gangbang where she got pentrated by several large cocks.  I'm pro anal sex but with like most things in life, moderation is key.   Let's not ruin a good thing.  That beautiful pink balloon knot needs to be rested and kept in good condition.   Also, all this anal overexposure is taking away from the excitement of her scenes.  It's like when Prince used to release albums every 8 months, only less vulgar.

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June 28, 2009

People of Iran, Rise Up! Yeah R-i-g-h-t, We Encourage Dissent......Sure We Do

        

     Ironsheik

   Again, I don't know how they say this shit with a straight face.  I've been noticing how so many American leaders have been talking about encouraging the dissenting people of Iran.  Thank goodness such voting shenanigans could never happen here (.....)    John McCain says, "repression and the crackdown and the imprisonment of these protesters must stop."  Almost every politician with access to a microphone has been voicing encouragement to the Iranian people.  The Republicans have been especially supportive.  "The people in Iran are trying to speak out, and we need to help them," Republican Senator Lindsey Graham said with deep shock and anger in Washington.

   Yes there's nothing our leaders in America love more than dissent.   Let's take a quick look at how protests are usually handled here.  Forget the bloody few hundred years where if you weren't a rich white, male land owner, you were had 0 rights.  Forget the turbulent 60s and putting the hose and dogs on Black people.  Forget Kent State and all that stuff, growing pains we'll say.  Let's just quickly look at the past few years.


    


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               Police await protesters at 2008 RNC

Being that our political leaders, especially Republicans, support free expression and dissent so much, why is there an army of cops with clubs, automatic rifle and tear gas guns stationed at every point on the way to the convention?  Probably just to welcome the protesters and hand out cookies and other refreshments .



    


      Protestersmarch19
           March 2007, protesters are arrested in NY

This was a non violent anti-war protest.  Charges were dropped against most arrested but many still were stuck in prison for days.  Maybe the police just wanted take extra good care of them and make sure they were safe.






      Plainclothesrnc
     2004 RNC, plain clothes cops gently take someone down

Now why would there be plain clothes cops at a protest?  It couldn't be to inflitrate and entrap could it?  No no no, not here in the land of the free.  It's not like there were ever counter-intelligence programs aimed against out own citizens.  No, these nice officers must have been playing touch football and somebody fell.






  


      Protestersoffbikes2008
                              2008 RNC

It's quite obvious that these protesters fell off their bikes and the police were trying to catch them before they got hurt.








      Protesterknockedonhead
                 2008 RNC (yes it was a dandy)

I think these freedom-loving officers knocked into him by accident.  His injuries weren't critical anyway.








      Apphotoarrested 
AP photgrapher Matt Rourke arrested for covering 08 protests

It's quite obvious the nice officer just happened to fall with his knee on the back of the neck of this AP photographer.  I mean we encourage dissent so much here in the good ol' USA that officials would encourage a photgrapher to cover the underreported amount of people at a protest.   Maybe the nice officer is trying to encourage the reporter to take more pictures?

        Amygoodmanarrested 

       Journalist and host of Democracy Now, Amy Goodman

She was arrested when she asked what happened to her producer.  Now it might seem excessive to grab a 90 pound, 50 year old woman and put her in a chicken wing hold but hey maybe she was a real threat as she has won several journalism awards and maybe she was hiding one of them and planned to use it as a weapon.  And how was the cop supposed to know she was a journalist there to cover the story anyway?  All she had with her was a cameraman and official press credentials.

  

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Now of course I'm not saying people are better off in Iran.  I'm not saying it's a swell place.  I wouldn't step foot there.  I do think it's funny (and  a little insulting) that the same leaders who condemn protesting here in the states even to the point that almost all rational discourse is dismissed if it can't fit in a 15 second soundbite are somehow championing this cause. 

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June 25, 2009

State of the Hermit

   First, let me just say blogging sober is for lightweights and Presbyterians.   Hey what happened to the hate mail?  Maybe it's from growing up with my mom beating the bejesus out of me with a giant wooden spoon when I was "in the way" but I still sometimes equate anger with love.  At least I knew someone was reading this besides the hundred or so hits I get every week from teenagers looking to find out whether or not their dicks are big enough --- my most viewed post   --- Listen kids, you wont know if your cock is big enough till you've had lots of experience.  Then if you feel you still don't have enough, remember not every woman wants to be filled up to her chest and then pounded through the headboard.  (Though the rough stuff is fun sometimes)    I suggest you learn to use your tongue well and/or find yourself an Asian chick


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      FUCK FACEBOOK AND YOUR FUCKING KIDS

   I was curious so I set up a bs facebook profile.   This was a disturbing experience.  I really don't know if it's a good idea to be able to check out profiles of people you knew when you were 12 years old.  I couldn't help but get a little depressed.   I shouldn't have looked.   There is no way it can turn out as a good experience.  First the obesity epidemic is evident by the amount of weight everyone gained, especially the girls I used to like.  My theory is that they missed the hermit so badly that they spent months in a self-loathing cycle where they would just binge on Hagen-Daz.  Then the men, well it seems they got into the habit of pulling hair out of their heads as male-pattern baldness can't be this common.  Then it seems 50% of the members post pics of their kids in their profiles.  It's amazing that most people can't figure out that other people don't give a flying fuck about their ugly, pimply, rotten-teeth kids.  Oooooh you reproduced, wow!  What a unique and original thing you did.  It's only been done billions of times.  And what thought it must have taken to spray up a vag with your spunk or take a load in your cooch.  Yes congrats you reproduced.  The qualifications for having the ability to reproduce sexually are pretty much being a macroscopic organism.  Congratulations, you are better than bacteria!



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June 16, 2009

More Patriots! Minutemen American Defense Leaders Take Out Dad and 9-Year Old Daughter

        As Fox News would say. 'American Heroes' at work



Forde


   PHOENIX (CBS/AP) Anti-illegal immigration "extremists" murdered a Hispanic father and his 9-year-old daughter and gravely injured the man's wife in order to raise money for their cause, say Arizona police.   Shawna Forde, 41, and two associates in her Minuteman American Defense group are charged with two counts of first-degree murder, one count of first-degree burglary and one count of aggravated assault.


"I will stay the course and lead in this fight with every once (sic) of strength and conviction I have," she wrote in an e-mail message to supporters. "I will not waist (sic) it on matters that do not pertain to this very mission. It is time for Americans to lock and load."


           Mmd 

Forde with her Minutemen American Defense group


                Brensiaflores

Brisenia Flores, 9 year old shot dead by patriotic Americans



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     There's been some coverage of this story but not all that much, mostly just local.  Of course Fox News gave it no coverage.  If an immigrant so much as spits on the curb, O'Reilly will do an hour on the dangerous illegals.   Sean Hannity visited with and praised another minutemen group (which Forde was also a member) so I can see why he might want to stay clear of such news.  Maybe Glen Beck might cover it.  Well I guess not.  


    Outside the tragedy of it all, I must say these minutemen groups are quite amusing,  Check out Forde's quoted email above.  Most of these yahoos can barely read and routinely wreck the English language when they try to speak and write.  It's also funny that business is done on a global scale nowadays and these guys are at the border with guns chasing down a Mexican that's gonna mow their lawn for $3 an hour while good high paying jobs are going overseas in billion-dollar deals.  The leaders, captains of industry, elite etc. must be laughing like crazy.   I'm sure the CEOs at Fox must get a chuckle at these meatheads as they lead the anti-immigrant campaigns while News Corp.(Fox's parent company) takes advantage of Billion dollar off-shore tax loopholes.

  

     Could it be so easy?  Are so many Americans that fucking stupid?  I'm afraid so.

              Oreillyatmad 

        Snhnntymad 

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June 13, 2009

Mamma Mia! Thata girl isa so beautiful, anda eyoung too

              

               A reminder that it's good to be king.  
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   Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi pretty much does whatever the hell he wants.  Whether it's shady money maneuvering, tax-avoiding real-estate deals where his name magically disappears off potentially incriminating documents, brutal monopoly control of nearly all Italian news media, or keeping the Mafia on multi-million Euro retainer to take care of pesky little jobs of which he and his associates rather not be linked, Berlusconi does what he pleases with impunity. 

Yet one thing the international news media have picked up on is his alleged affair with 18 year old model  Naomi Letizia.  According to reports and various photos taken by high powered lens of Berlusconi's Sardinia villa, she was one of the 50 or so women that were flown there for a freaking mother of a New Year's Eve party over a year ago.  Of course the photos were confiscated so there is no actual proof but you can still catch a photo of his friend, former Chech Prime Minister, Mirek Topolanek, naked with a hard-on by the pool.

It's interesting that of all the illegal, unethical things this raging power-obsessed fuckwad of a man has done, the only thing we hear about is this alleged affair.  And I'm not sure I can criticize any man for being with her.  Yeah she may have been 17 at the time but daaeemn she's like a piece of Renaissance art come to life.  There are lots more actions for which this guy should be criticized.  Also, how do you expect a Viagra loaded, 72 year old, media-monopoly, high-level high finance crook, billionaire thug to spend New Year's Eve?  Having a glass of Martini and Rossi while watching Dick Clark?



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My Zimbio

May 31, 2009

Can Somebody Please Stretch Out Greta Van Susteren's Mouth?

          

     Grettavs

   I don't know why I watch Fox news.   I'm a rational, reasonable, somewhat intelligent person so I'm aware I won't be getting any actual news from them and yes I'm aware Fox is just a propaganda machine.    But I occasionally stay tuned for Bill O'Reilly's stories of cannibalistic, drug-addicted Mexicans crossing the border to eat your kids, Shaun Hannity's rant's about the world being just a step away from a Communist invasion and Glen Beck's reports of gay pornographers trying to inject your grandmother with AIDS.  I guess I find it interesting that they can pull this off.  That is they can present news-type programming that is loosely based in reality, completely dis-inform their viewers and essentially propagate an ideology that is against their viewers own interest while turning a nice profit.  Edward Bernays and even Joseph Goebbels would be impressed.  I'm impressed that they can do this with a straight face and get away with it as it's obvious they have contempt for their audience.


   Gretta Van Susteren fits in nicely over at Fox.  She brings her legal expertise to all the most important stories of the day.  You know, the Anna Nicole Smith tragedy, the latest doe-eyed toddler who disappeared off a cliff, or the latest beautiful teenager who got pushed off a boat and other worthy victims.   However, I can't help but be disturbed by her face.  Why is her face so tight and mouth so small?  Didn't this woman have lots of plastic surgery done?  Did they make her mouth smaller?  Is there a medical condition?  It really isn't easy to watch.   It looks uncomfortable.  It looks like she's afraid to open her mouth.  Maybe she's worried if she opens her mouth too wide we'll see all the bullshit in there?  Either way, I can't watch her anymore.  Is there surgery she can have to stretch her mouth to human proportions?  If not, I can think of a way to help her out and expand that mouth.  Below are some methods that can loosen up that mouth real good.


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My Zimbio

May 28, 2009

Just a reminder

         

When the state controls every aspect of life within a society, they call it Fascism.


When religion controls every aspect of life within a society, they call it Theocracy.



When commerce controls every aspect of life within a society, it's called Freedom.




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This quote stuck with me, yet I can't recall where I've read it.  I'm paraphrasing but If anyone can tell me where I've read or heard this, I'd appreciate it.


May 22, 2009

May is Mullet Appreciation Month

Let's not forget May is Mullet Appreciation month.  Of course we only celebrate the latter part of the month cause like a mullet, it only rocks at the end.   Yes, most of us had one at one time but it's always a pleasure to observe this most awesome hair style.


              Bonomullet
                        Bono 1985




                Mullet01
           The classic Mid-West Prom Mullet



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            Pain-in-the-ass Pre-Teen Bully Mullet






   Gaymarriagemullet
     Androgynous Marriage Mullet  - - - Fantastic!!!!


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May 10, 2009

In Defense of Manny

     

Manny


   Most professional athletes are not particularly intelligent people.  However, Manny Ramirez makes even the dullest sports star look like a scholar.   I really believe this man needs a full-time guardian.  People hear him and think he speaks like that (butchering the language and barely making any sense) because English is not his native tongue but my Latin friends say he does the same thing to Spanish. 

   Besides his language issue, he has several other cognitive handicaps and learning disabilities.  The man can't gauge what people around him want or are thinking.  He's not always aware of his surroundings and just gets through life cause he can always "Hitted dat shit."  Matter of fact, this guy hits everything, all the time.  He can hit like nobody else.  Doesn't know a damn thing about the world or anything else but he freaking hits.  He's like a baseball version of an idiot-savant, a hitiot savant.

  I say it's unfair to suspend him for use of illegal substances.  I don't think he knew what he was doing.  And if he did know, I don't think he can be held accountable.  Can a 9-year old be held accountable?  Also, it certainly seems like he was singled out as everybody knows more than half the league has taken some sort of 'enhancer' at one time or another.   I don't think he purposely tried to cheat.  I have several theories as to why he took this 'banned substance.'



-Someone told him that if he took the drug (hCG), he would grow better dreadlocks.

-He wanted to be "cool" like the other MLB stars

-He used it to enhance his sex life

-He really didn't take it and this is the way the powerful Red Sox Nation (with the encouragement of the other league owners) get back at him for essentially giving up on them last year so he can go for a bigger contract.  The MLB owners took notice.  This is a big no-no.

-His pal and role model Alex Rodriguez (Ass-Rod) convinced him to take it by telling Manny that if he didn't, he wouldn't be his friend anymore.




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BTW, here is my post on why he left Boston in the first place:   Why Manny left Boston